Author of ‘Morello Letters’ Duncan McNair discusses his latest hilarious book.
Kevin the Warthog vs naughty celebrities. Round 1
BANDIT ESCAPES TO ITALY – SEE VIDEO
Tuesday morning’s Hot News: Bandit the 6 month old baby bespectacled owl who was under flight training with L plates as a prisoner at Warwick Castle has escaped back home to Italy! Continue reading
THE SKY AT NIGHT – PART 2
Gathering my courage I gently tapped the wife’s massive shoulder. The spectacle edged round slowly, like an Atlantic tanker recalibrating its direction in mid ocean. Catching my look of utter bemusement, but hardly breaking for breath before resuming the ear piercing ululations, the wife simply exclaimed darkly “Haemorrhoids!” And proffered me a saucepan.
THE SKY AT NIGHT – PART 1
Saturday morning. Mr Morello writes: A truly remarkable sight greeted early risers entering the kitchen today: Mrs Morello standing at the Belling Royale stirring a massive pot of porridge (for the menageries’ beasts, leftovers for the family), arrayed in her huge dressing gown, leg warmers, Doc Martins and facial mudpack, the entire ensemble crowned with….a crash helmet and m/bikers’ goggles from the Bantam. And in a trance-like state whilst whistling one of her all-time favourites - “Almost like falling in love” (by the Cliff Adams Singers). At colossal volume.
THE FACE OF DESTINY: PART 3
Wednesday afternoon: The tension is palpable across the menageries. Since the morning post arrived the Mrs, face like thunder, has been crashing around in the kitchen all day in her curlers, knocking up a massive pile of rock cakes (a perennial when in a strop), smoke pouring off the Belling Regale. Many of the beasts are hiding behind the sofa and up the chimney.
THE FACE OF DESTINY: PART 2
Tuesday morning: Mr Morello writes: A terrible gloom hangs over the gaff following the Mrs’ return from her “Face of Sainsbury’s” meeting yesterday. A very unfortunate misunderstanding. Sammy had arrived at Sainsbury’s HQ rather early to collect the wife in the Bantam, the sidecar bearing Enoch (the Mrs’ top goat), who enjoys an occasional high-speed airing.